July 2012
Things I yell while watching Tangled...
Me: NO RAPUNZEL! SHE ISN'T YOUR MOTHER!
Me: YOU'RE A FUCKING PRINCESS
Me: HOW CAN ANIMATED CHARACTERS BE ATTRACTIVE?!
Me: GO FIND YOUR DREAM! GO! JUST GO!
Me: EUGENE LIKES YOU RAPUNZEL! KISS HIS FACE OFF ALREADY!
Me: WHY CAN'T MY HAIR LOOK LIKE THAT?
Me: THE LANTERNS ARE SO PERFECT! WHY CAN'T I HAVE A ROMANCE LIKE THAT!
Me: DON'T GO EUGENE! DON'T GO!
Me: RAPUNZEL HE DIDN'T LEAVE YOU!!!
Me: FINALLY YOU FIGURED IT OUT! TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
Me: MAX... YOU MOFO...
Me: HE ACTUALLY ASKED HER TO LET DOWN HER HAIR!
Me: NO RAPUNZEL!!!
Me: SERVES THAT BITCH MOTHER RIGHT...
Me: YOU CAN'T KILL THE MAIN CHARACTER IN A DISNEY MOVIE!!!
Me: THAT MOVIE WAS PERFECT. KABLFJUHGWERIUJDQNEFGBUWEN9OIE
seriously whAT KIND OF SICK PERSON PUTS A ZEBRA IN A COLORING BOOK
time to shine
They should just start making up fake countries to...
simplydalektable:
emmiandthefireflies:
“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…
“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
thisusedtobeabookblog:
crazycato:
July 27th, the night Britain took over tumblr
This is payback for July 4th isn’t it
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
me after finishing a really good book
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me:
me:
me:
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR
Fun fact: I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
